"Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Baby It was Halloween night. She was a firefly. I was just other guy that her boyfriend wanted to fight. She said She's drinking whiskey because She's thinking about me. I said I'm so confused. Because I'm thinking about you. I hope my girl doesn't find out who you are, what this is about. baby, you deserve better. don't tell your boyfriend about our love letters. Almost got a D.U.I. because of some drunk guy. He spilled his drink on her dress, She looked at me and then we left. Then we wrecked the car, then she blamed it on me, Then she told me she wouldn't smoke greens. Otherwise, Despite her guy, Then She'd make-out with me. Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Baby. Attention students: tell me, do you remember? It's not relevant, it's all nouns & numbers. I hope I sound real cool with all my syllables and my Wisconsin accent polish sausage, oh my god, Wisconsin. You've Christmas Tree Lights on your tights. it's all right, I don't wanna fight. I just want you for one night. Then finally, maybe we'll see if it's meant to be baby, you're my Queen Bee."

I can't change your mind There's Cold Rain in my shoes There's Cold Rain in my heart I can't change your mind but there's still time to get in line ask me if I'm Ok; I'll say that 'I'm fine" Because I'm secretly sensitive sincerely sick of this Never had a history with someone that I never kissed Imagine the magic that we could've made Imagine what would happen with a napkin and a plate Breakfast in bed baby, everyday It would've been that way if you would've stayed There's a time and a place and separate ways But my clock just stopped and my cogs got locked I think about you everyday Because You made my heart drop and it doesn't fall a lot I can't change your mind but I can rhyme and cry If you say I'm wrong, I'll say that "You're Right" You are the only one that is left "I need you in my life" That's what she said There's Cold rain inside my shoes There's cold rain inside my heart I can't change your mind Everybody wants my autograph Everybody wants all of my cash I just sit back and laugh Because all I want is a decent mustache I'm going through a time lapse Eating breakfast after taps I've got my cereal backwards singing Pop Crackle Snap I rock all day, not tired by taps I'm better than you; I know how to rap I don't have to start over I don't have to start over uh, wait. Can we start over? If you write down on paper I will call you later but I gotta call bro, I gotta call-out Lazer I don't need to write my words down on paper Because I got it in my head and I'm a planet saver Hey Pretty Baby, Let me take your temperature Come on over to my home, I'll show you all of my furniture I'm dirty and I'm flirty and I'm a dancer You're prettier than a Red-Breasted Merganser I can't change your mind There's cold rain inside of my shoes There's cold rain inside of my heart I met this girl and her name was Caroline I met her one a subway and it was only one time And of course she was from New York And the ball was always in her court I was the one who wanted her more I said "You know my last name but I don't know yours..." Sometimes I start to get bored But I'd rather be doing this than sorting forks I'll marry you before I bury you I'll dig through the floor until I find your corps I'll dig you up until I find our love then I'll marry you once more Take the wrong subway train and never get off Get off and walk six blocks It's a one in a hundred coin toss I never would've found you had I never got lost Just for the record, Just for the tapes She said "Baby, You got Bars!" I said "What did you say?" I'm sorry because I did not understand you Because I'm old and I'm new and I'm out of the loop Hey 3C, I really like your sample What's mine is yours; I'm not trying to gamble I'll do what I can when I'm able But I don't need a policy and I don't need a label I'm one big giant freckle All of the other guys are common grackles I need a passport or a portal I want my french toast crunch cereal Imagine the magic that we could've made Imagine what would happen if you would've stayed Baby, It's Ok, I'll love you always anyway

"This girl was fresh out of Texas. 1800 always got the best of us. Community Chest; I'll take my chances. You were so cute in your dress Swing Dancing. Remember when? down by the river bend. We walked on the beach we held hands. I still can't believe you left your boyfriend. Have I ever told you? I'm more sorry than I've been. It was you and me, we were on the beach, it was windy; we were getting really sandy. Then suddenly you looked at me, I reached in the ground and pulled-out a Summer Shandy. You're my Pretty Little Lady, Pretty Baby Bumble Bee. And I wish you would love me right now. Sweet Baby Jesus Christ, Do you have any plans tonight? Rain-Check all of them, I am The King. Come on over here, this will only take a minute. We should so go-out sometime I'll supply the whiskey you supply the wine. No blood for me, I only drive sober. I don't want bread if it's got body odor. I know you're king of the Jews, But you can't get in without any shoes. That's how it works and it's a bitch; no shoes, no shirt, no service. That's It. You're my Pretty Little Lady, Pretty Baby Bumble Bee. And I wish you would love me right now. You're my Pretty Little Lady, Pretty Baby Bumble Bee. sent from up-above the skies to constantly pleasure me. But I've got to sit you down, I've got something to say... There's someone else in my life, and she's here to stay. I don't know If I should let you go 'Cause I'm in-love with someone you don't know. She's a princess, she's even a Queen. Don't be mad at us, Baby, Please don't be mean. She's got a boy but she can't see that love; it floats. you have no buoyancy. He is her anchor and I am her cleat Wrap yourself all around we'll set sail for the deep blue sea"

"If You two were to become one I wouldn't tell you apart because of how many times you broke my heart. It's ok, I'll love always anyways. All Day I lie awake and I wonder if she'll ever come my way."

You called me up after You had your first kid. Then You asked me if We should've waited. So I waited and I waited and I waited all just to hear you say "I Think That We Should Face-It. I can't Believe You Drove All This Way For My Birthday". "But I already have my Tux..." Forget This Shit Forget Karma Forget Back Luck. You were on your third boyfriend. I can't believe I fell for this again. I don't care about your stupid prom. It's cool, whatever; I'll just take your mom. We were just thirteen, We were just learning, We were flirting, Practicing and Mastering. Then we were 14 Then we were 15 and 16, 17, You came to East Palestine. A Sweet romantic little happening always seemed to happen in between I've made you sound so mean, But really I miss you, finally I'm not exaggerating. I'm sorry, Baby, but I've got to let you go. Maybe if you weren't all of the way in Toledo. Distance has never bothered me though, You'll see it in a minute when I reference Orlando. All Day I like awake I wonder if She'll ever come my way. What were you doing when you were Twenty-Two? I've got camp after camp overflowing in my hands. I know how to rock-climb all the way to the top. Getting married soon; good thing I know how-to tie knots. Baby, I'll tie that knot so tight. I'll tie-it with a figure eight with a bowline on a bight. I went deep down south for my brother's co-worker and I fell for his sister and I fell for her friend and I went back again, and I haven't decided between to two ever since. If you two were to become one, I wouldn't tell you apart, Because how many times you broke my heart. All Day I like awake I wonder if She'll ever come my way. If I'm the child that you think I am, Who else wouldn't be scared of big and strong scary man? I'm a counselor not a camper, baby. It's not the same. Holla to my Brothas and The Third Class Band. Someone guide me closely because I'm going over-the-edge. oh shit, hipster shit, that's not what I should of said. Now I'm digging my hole and I've dug my grave. Is that dirt on my face? Nah, I just need to shave. Just because you're Mexican; I'll shout as loud as I can. I just want freedom fries, support your troops they saved our lives. You just want a scholarship I just want potato chips. Now you know what's realistic, yet, you don't know you'r racist. Pretend that I know what-to-say. oh shit, cowboy shit, me no comprende. If you don't speak-it, You don't earn to seek-it. Double Quarter Ponder w/ cheese, and I bleed it."

"I just want to make you happy. I just want to melt your soul."

As I'm up in the clouds As I'm up in the sky I wonder what you're doing now And I wonder why... The Mother are mean The Babies scream Their ears pop Their tears drop As I use this plane as my widow-watch I look for you from a higher spot Than the tip top peak of the tree tops As I'm up in the air As I'm deep in thought I wonder will you remember me? ha ha ha ha Probably not. It's Ok, I'll love you always anyway. I just want to make you happy I just want to melt your soul It doesn't matter if my shoes are untied As long as I have a long enough stride A path of light glissens down like a spotlight It shines on one girl and one guy It shines so bright; prettier than seeing the sunset seven times But before the light gets there It reflects a glare On her beautiful brown hair Here we are Far from the start Cupid has dealt all but two cards The King & The Queen That's you, The Queen of Hearts And That is Us Better than a Royal Flush Here we are Even further from the start Seconds away from "The Inappropriate Part" When we're married with 3 kids and 2 cars I promise not to make-fun of you when you fart If I need Daddy's approval Baby, that's cool I just want make you happy I just want to melt your soul

"When I was 16 chilling in the football stands She came up to me She claim to be my biggest fan. She's has those Crazy eyes use to pick-up all the guys no need for pick-up lines. Just for the record I loved you but the record skips. Rub it into my face until I get sick. You don't care anymore; I get it. (If Attention is all that you need) She'll give it to you and She gave it me. (This better be all that it is...) I could have told you that she wasn't worth it. Just park your car and Just start my heart. I'm looking for you in the dark That was part one. This is part two. This part is going out to you. You met me in the summer and you met me as Eliott. I radiated cool even you could tell from the smell of it. Your hair was short, and my hair was long. but now it's reverse in the second verse of this song. Sometimes I wonder how, We are where we are right now. You are my Ceramic Cow but I blew-it, I threw-in the towel. I know it's all my fault. but, baby, I need an adult. You gonna make me bald if you lead a jealous cult. The first verse was a sin, She's the worse person. but you're the best ten that I've ever been in. I should let go and go somewhere that I don't know. but the only place that ever shows is a girl from San Diego. I've been there once or twice or two or three; it's city life. I'm doing all right but I might need a flashlight. She said "I'm glad to know ya" As we strolled through Balboa Park your car & Jump start my heart. Just park your car and Just start my heart. I'm looking for you in the dark

"You've Christmas Tree Lights on your tights. it's all right, I don't wanna fight. I just want you for one night. Then finally, maybe we'll see if it's meant to be baby, you're my Queen Bee."