The Best Bad Luck I'd rather pushcarts in the hot sun And get paid Than watch you get drunk And stumble all over the place. Of course I'm ashamed. How could I not-be? That stuff is so lame, Why can't you see? I wish I never came. It hurts you don't know who I am, And that's a first since camp. Baby, look into my eyes Before I realize That you're not the one for me And I can't quite see Across the country And I'll trust you if you trust me. I can't seem to let you go I probably don't want to know What you're doing right now Especially if you're downtown. I'll wine and dine you and make you mine, Then I'll toss you to the end of the line, Then I'll write about it and then I'll rhythm, Then I'll come crawling back one last time. You're the best bad luck that I ever had. You're so bad. It was way back when When we thought the world would end, Although we all know; it's about to explode. I was headed for the border No money no passport. Black Impala Headed for Guatemala. Stuck-in Tucson just waiting for a ride, Baking in the sun as the all drive-by. Stuck in Arizona, going back to California, Going to slab city to my little huckleberry. I traveled from Seattle All the way to the big apple. Washington state, cascades, And then the Catskills. I'd say "I've won the battle." Button up your flannel, Tighten-up your saddle, 'Cause I'm headed for the Eiffel. I'm doing my rounds again, Living in the mountains, High elevation And I also like islands. Please & thank you And I'm sorry for my babbling. And I feel better than I've ever been. Because I had all of my ducks in a row from front-to-back But I made the mistake of counting them before they hatched. I want to sing and I want to rap. The missing link is the monkey on my back. I know what you want, they all want love. I'll get you what you want if you don't get me out in bump. Mix-up meal, what table you be chilling at? You're the best bad luck that I've ever had

Send To Ohio I was walking down the street Just looking to holds hands. It was 1993 At the homecoming dance. Apparently I needed my parent To help me. It wasn't apparent To either she or me. So I ran to my house as fast as I could. Too dark to see, Feet in the creek, And through the woods. I got home to find my mom had left for the store, So I forged the form In hopes to fool The school board. Someone had lied They said I was inside. I wasn't really and I swear it wasn't me. "I'm sorry sir, You can not enter Without her!" I guess I needed more Than just that one paper. So I waited for the dance to be over For the lucky chance that I'd get to see her. So I built-up the courage And I said to her "It now is our turn." So we got in my car And we drove-away, I parked and got-out And I started to say "Since you did get to dance with me; May I have this dance with you in the streets?" When you've nowhere to go Then send to ohio Youngstown, I pledge. I'm a lie and a riddle, I'm round on the edges and high in the middle Of nowhere ohio I'm going solo Maybe because you don't know If I'm joking Or if I'm even done yet. Don't get choked-up Just 'cause you're soak and wet. Isn't it crazy To think back to a year ago? When I first said "hey, I'm Steve." And you just said "no". I get-it; you were nervous Because you just played But you had me by the first verse When you were on-stage. Your voice is like an instrument But it's not your choice Because there's something more sensitive. Whether it was boys As your insensitive Or just love and passion And powerful sentiment. She's the one The one with the future But I'm not done; I'm a picky chooser. She'll get swept-up by some YouTuber And slowly slowly slowly I'll loose her. Sure, we only spent four days together But it felt like more days, it felt like forever. Come on, Baby. Let's set-sail And I'll even let you ride my coat tails. I don't like to be blue But I like to be read From a book of love of thoughts in your head. God only knows what I've said Come on, baby, just go ahead.

Animal Scandals I'm going through a time-lapse Eating breakfast after taps. I've got my cereal backwards Singing pop, crackle, snap. I rock-it all day, not tired by taps. I'm better than you; I know how to rap. If you write it down on paper I will call you later But I've got to call my bro, I gotta call-out Lazer. Hey Pretty Baby, Baby let me take your temperature. Come on over to my home; I'll show you all of my furniture. I'm dirty and I'm flirty and I'm a dancer. You're prettier than a red-breasted merganser. I want to take you out and I want to tuck you in I'd like to make you shout and do-it again. I want to get you high, I want to read your mind, I want to do-it right, And I want it tonight. I want to rewind, Slip and slide. I've never done nothing that I've never done twice. I try to find what the meaning of life is But I'll never know because I'm indecisive. I was walking down the streets of slab city Sweet sweet sweat dripping down off of me I looked to my left and then I saw a genie And this is what he said to me, he said: "Steve, I'll grant you three wishes Just as long as you please do my dishes". I said, yo dude, I'll do them for free Because that's how we do it down here in slab city. He said: "Steve, don't you like to give and receive?" I said: yeah sure but what exactly do you mean? He said: "Please, just let me do this for you, Steve." I said: ok let me think mmmm what do I need? I want a 750 souped-up solar panel, A thrifty button-down flannel, And about fifty fans that can handle All of my Animal Scandals. Genie: "But this is your only chance right now; Don't you want a house?" Steve: No. Genie: "don't you want a spouse?" Steve: No. Genie: "how about a beauty in a blouse?" Steve: ok, I'll take a cutie with a booty. But I need some more beats And I need some fruity loopis. I need consent so that no one sues me I need some more love, please just don't shoot me. Genie: "Ok I get it; you're sarcastic And so far you've been fantastic. But you're starting to get a little off-topic And I'm going to have to ask you to stop-it." I said: whatever, dude. I'll have my own fun. I have 99 problems but a wish ain't one. I won't settle But I will rebuttal; You look like a blue tadpole in a kettle. He said: "what do you got against genies??" I said: I guess I just expected you to be dreamy. He said: "ha ha ha ha that's so funny. " I said: I'll take that wish now and all I want is money. Genie: "but don't you have a damsel in distress?" Steve: actually, actually yes. Genie: "don't you want her? I bet you want her." And I said: I really do and I hope that she remembers.

Golden Snitch I was walking down the street It was just the other day A hobo asked-me "Hey, can you spare some change?" I said: "I love you and your family too." So I showed what's up With a hundred bucks. I'll tell you my passwords I'll tell you my last words I'll tell you my username You losers are all the same We're all to blame I double dare you to hate who I am. Risking driving blind While twisting-up five dimes D.U.I.s left and right Wrong turn around Woah slow down Baby swerve At the curve Don't get hurt When you twerk I should of drove is the first Place, baby give me space Don't hesitate For a signature I want to be your designated counselor If I'm getting off-task Baby, just ask I'm not a shower, I'm grower. If I'm going too fast Baby, just ask I can go slower and I can go lower I've all-kinds of wicked-sick limericks Once it's twisted; it's all-right to trip I'm slick and I'm quick I'm "the shit" I get the golden snitch in

This is for Mick and Wic And Sunny and Chloe And Jeremy and Lilly And everyone that knows me In E.P. down on Main Street. Churches and bars and pizza, all you can eat. I'm Summer Camp Steve Boyle I wear my heart on my sleeve and I keep it royal. You can see me at the camp fire circle You can call me maybe just don't call me Steve Erkel. Just one more sip Just one more hit Just one more lick On a Fun-Dip Stick. Nickerson, Sick of sins, Going back again To Washington, and then Back to California Where I don't feel like a foreigner. Back to Hollywood Where I could, Where I should Have been back at Years ago. I like taking it fast I like taking it slow. I like making money I like making movies I like being funny I like strawberry smoothies I like dabbing dip n' dots before noon Baby, I've had the hots for you since June. Turn on your green light tonight I just wanna Slide and Slide Let's Glide How can I hate you? How can love you? How can I date And not but you? I'll pay the tab If you call the cab Have I ever asked? Have you ever dabbed? Maybe it wouldn't be that bad I want you back And I want you to know that. I got scat on raps on raps On tracks on tracks On stacks on stacks I go to circle k Pushing people out of the way I say and I pray "Bring back Go-Ape!" When that doesn't work I give up And then I twerk and turn down for what. Then I'll start a trend and ride the waves until the end. High tide Low ride I'll love to the moon and back again. Hotel, Tiger Bomb, sail to Utah. I'd go to jail just to visit your mom. I don't want a chick I want a lady. I wanna dip Like its the '80s I wanna b*tch That's oh so crazy I wanna stick No one that's lazy. Maybe you're too young for me. Maybe I'm too elderly. Maybe this doesn't seem like it's the right dream. This is what my stance is for; Get in line. I want you and the dance floor At the same time. I've said this twice before The sound is so nice it soars. Lets slip and slide tonight Lets glide, turn on your green light.

Don't Go Crazy Oh no baby Don't go crazy (Just call me back when you relax and there'll be no need to save me) You know who this is I'm in Massachusetts Non stop hot bods in cape cod Try not To drink the salt water Yo bro, holler when you decide which one is hotter. People try to say That I'm an otter But I'm not gay I'm not straight I'm my own bae I don't choke When I'm in the moment Only when I joke When I toke When I dome-it I own it I loan it I ask for it back suddenly there's tax Interest rates all day Jump up jump down Simon didn't say. I'm a blonde beach bum that use to be a ginger I got long sleeves on all the way to my fingers Go to P-town, watch the queens walk around Dinner for winners on Martha's Vineyard. The skies are out The thighs are out They're lying on the ground The sun is out The guns are out The cops are out Get down! Cruising around town on my golf cart Losing my safe and sound soft heart. You're not a baby This isn't college Just be a lady; Use your knowledge. This is Summer Camp And I'll be dammed If i am not who I say I am I'm Summer Camp Stephen Eli A bird can fly But a fly can't bird. Have you thought about that, have you heard? What's the good word? Who sir, me sir? Yes sir, you sir. No sir, not I sir. Whisky on the rocks Shaken not stirred Frisky on the block Gonna get turnt. I stole the cookies from the Cooke jar jar binks. What do you think? What should I drink? Scotch on the rocks With a twist and a hit Gotta whole lot of lips to kiss. I already said this You know who this is. SCS. Now you're thinking That I'm sinking "This slim is Picken All the wrong chickens." You could be kicking it with your friends. I'm about descend, we're close to the end. Not yet. Don't sweat. Going to get you high Going to get you dry Going to get you wet. Ready set go! I'll meet you in Ohio Or San Diego or even San Bernadino Name the time and the place. Bring the rhymes and the bass. Cancer will kill me first, The Answer is that negatively hurts.

So Confused You're my little one You're my little girl You're my Mars You're my Mercury You're my World. Now I can see Why in the 60s They were loving these West Coast girls in bikinis. I was at the beach At the waterfront Look at me And let our lips bump. I wrote a letter of love To Maria and I'm breaking down Because I wanna come and see ya. All my friends are getting old they're driving in a spiral It's the circle Of life cycle Forget these gender roles. I was homeschooled No need for a cubicle Who's this white dude with this Mike? He's full of bull skit productions limited corporation I like to hike all way to Glacier Basin. Ok I made you late Because I made you wait But it's still great Every moment that I waste It doesn't matter what I say As long as I enunciate And put the syllables in place. I'm not that great I tend to waste Time I came to drop a line And then I'm going to hit it I came to come get you Baby, come and get it. I've Got You So Confused That You Don't Know No You Don't Know What To Do I've Got You So Confused That You Don't Know What to do Yeah sure I don't know What you've been through Because I had a nice life And I'm glad I'm not you. Why can't you see? And just let it be? Let's buy a boat And visit every country But I have to stay afloat Or else I can't breathe I just want peace Between the people and the police. I don't mean to gloat But I've got it made No phone, vacation paid If I had a boat I'd never stay Because I need a moat To keep my baes at bay. Have you heard the latest? Don't you know that I'm the greatest? I'm on a hiatus. They hate us because they ain't us. You better take picture Before I get blurrier I'm skating past her And I'm even faster backwards. I've Got You So Confused That You Don't Know No You Don't Know What To Do

You Want Love What do you get when you get cross a black-cat's path? This can't be it. I want to rock and then back track And then to the future. There's no one cuter Than you when you're new And even when you're old news I'll remember what your name is Once I'm famous I'll fake my death; down in history shameless. I'll show up on your doorstep Dripping wet With 20 years gone and our whole lives left. Do you remember what we said, When the sun set? Slip 'N slide all night On our own sweat. I'd gamble and I'd bet That you couldn't double-dog me to get upset. I know what you want You want Love. I'll be by your side But I won't there on time. I'll give you another try But I won't be there tonight. I'm running out of time And I'm running out of drinks. Tic Toc Hip-hop Scotch Don't think. Just at the blink Of an eye you'll be dead last. Delinquents die at the flash of a badge. You need to face this I need to say it Drink more water, baby just taste it. You laced it I ate it I'm not taking for shit. Because I'm better than two King of Jews And the only shit I'm taking... Is on you! I know what you want You want love.

Balancing Counseling I write to you now from cap cod. I miss you and duke and even Todd. There's more people here There's more kids near There's more time and space to disappear. There's more money and more problems More often than not There's a lot of them. We give the schools What they need and want. I kiss the feet of fools As they yell at the little ones. Kids come and go Just like I came and went. Will they ever know Just how much love I've spent? For all of you who are new You're going to wish that you knew What you're getting yourself into. Please don't see this as a warning. This is just me missing every single morning. For all of you who are older than you the rest For all of you who are bolder than the best... Make mistakes, take-in the pure air, Don't pull your hair, just be prepared. I'm going in the purdy Because I'm feeling purdy dirty. You're looking fine and I'm feeling purdy flirty. Summer Camp Steve, that's me. When I'm playing badminton please don't hurt me with the birdie. I bet you wish that it didn't really matter All along you never even had her She's your everything Keeps you wondering. It's nice in Massachusetts But HVC is where the truth is.

This is for anyone who is lost at sea This is for anyone who is feeling lonely This is for anyone who loves comedy This is for you and me. I'm thinking about taking the 2 down to Brooklyn I'm thinking about you and how you're looking. I'm thinking about your son I'm thinking about your daughter And how you're "the one" And making you an offer that you can't refuse you can't lose I won't abuse I don't care if you're loose I want you. And your kids two. At least they're past their terrible twos. I love kids, I grew up making skits. I love this 3C reference. Who's on first. The Zou's on Third Class dismissed. Take your last hit. What's wrong? What's right? What's black? What's white? Are you with me Or against me in this chicken right? I need you in my life And I need you tonight. I just want what's right. Are you aware of the power that you have? Why are all these people staring down the wrong paths? At least go half look at you at least you have two dads! And I've got none he was murdered by the sun. I saw him do it He did it with a ray gun. I've got one thing to get off my back, It's a mole and I'm dead as a rat. Or a cat, Chloe's Epitaph is Chloe. Me and my bros will make laugh. Baby, here's the chorus at last. I need you in my life I just want what's right.

Balancing Counseling I write to you now from cap cod. I miss you and duke and even Todd. There's more people here There's more kids near There's more time and space to disappear. There's more money and more problems More often than not There's a lot of them. We give the schools What they need and want. I kiss the feet of fools As they yell at the little ones. Kids come and go Just like I came and went. Will they ever know Just how much love I've spent? For all of you who are new You're going to wish that you knew What you're getting yourself into. Please don't see this as a warning. This is just me missing every single morning. For all of you who are older than you the rest For all of you who are bolder than the best... Make mistakes, take-in the pure air, Don't pull your hair, just be prepared. I'm going in the purdy Because I'm feeling purdy dirty. You're looking fine and I'm feeling purdy flirty. Summer Camp Steve, that's me. When I'm playing badminton please don't hurt me with the birdie. I bet you wish that it didn't really matter All along you never even had her She's your everything Keeps you wondering. It's nice in Massachusetts But HVC is where the truth is.

You Want Love What do you get when you get cross a black-cat's path? This can't be it. I want to rock and then back track And then to the future. There's no one cuter Than you when you're new And even when you're old news I'll remember what your name is Once I'm famous I'll fake my death; down in history shameless. I'll show up on your doorstep Dripping wet With 20 years gone and our whole lives left. Do you remember what we said, When the sun set? Slip 'N slide all night On our own sweat. I'd gamble and I'd bet That you couldn't double-dog me to get upset. I know what you want You want Love. I'll be by your side But I won't there on time. I'll give you another try But I won't be there tonight. I'm running out of time And I'm running out of drinks. Tic Toc Hip-hop Scotch Don't think. Just at the blink Of an eye you'll be dead last. Delinquents die at the flash of a badge. You need to face this I need to say it Drink more water, baby just taste it. You laced it I ate it I'm not taking for shit. Because I'm better than two King of Jews And the only shit I'm taking... Is on you! I know what you want You want love.

So Confused You're my little one You're my little girl You're my Mars You're my Mercury You're my World. Now I can see Why in the 60s They were loving these West Coast girls in bikinis. I was at the beach At the waterfront Look at me And let our lips bump. I wrote a letter of love To Maria and I'm breaking down Because I wanna come and see ya. All my friends are getting old they're driving in a spiral It's the circle Of life cycle Forget these gender roles. I was homeschooled No need for a cubicle Who's this white dude with this Mike? He's full of bull skit productions limited corporation I like to hike all way to Glacier Basin. Ok I made you late Because I made you wait But it's still great Every moment that I waste It doesn't matter what I say As long as I enunciate And put the syllables in place. I'm not that great I tend to waste Time I came to drop a line And then I'm going to hit it I came to come get you Baby, come and get it. I've Got You So Confused That You Don't Know No You Don't Know What To Do I've Got You So Confused That You Don't Know What to do Yeah sure I don't know What you've been through Because I had a nice life And I'm glad I'm not you. Why can't you see? And just let it be? Let's buy a boat And visit every country But I have to stay afloat Or else I can't breathe I just want peace Between the people and the police. I don't mean to gloat But I've got it made No phone, vacation paid If I had a boat I'd never stay Because I need a moat To keep my baes at bay. Have you heard the latest? Don't you know that I'm the greatest? I'm on a hiatus. They hate us because they ain't us. You better take picture Before I get blurrier I'm skating past her And I'm even faster backwards. I've Got You So Confused That You Don't Know No You Don't Know What To Do

Don't Go Crazy Oh no baby Don't go crazy (Just call me back when you relax and there'll be no need to save me) You know who this is I'm in Massachusetts Non stop hot bods in cape cod Try not To drink the salt water Yo bro, holler when you decide which one is hotter. People try to say That I'm an otter But I'm not gay I'm not straight I'm my own bae I don't choke When I'm in the moment Only when I joke When I toke When I dome-it I own it I loan it I ask for it back suddenly there's tax Interest rates all day Jump up jump down Simon didn't say. I'm a blonde beach bum that use to be a ginger I got long sleeves on all the way to my fingers Go to P-town, watch the queens walk around Dinner for winners on Martha's Vineyard. The skies are out The thighs are out They're lying on the ground The sun is out The guns are out The cops are out Get down! Cruising around town on my golf cart Losing my safe and sound soft heart. You're not a baby This isn't college Just be a lady; Use your knowledge. This is Summer Camp And I'll be dammed If i am not who I say I am I'm Summer Camp Stephen Eli A bird can fly But a fly can't bird. Have you thought about that, have you heard? What's the good word? Who sir, me sir? Yes sir, you sir. No sir, not I sir. Whisky on the rocks Shaken not stirred Frisky on the block Gonna get turnt. I stole the cookies from the Cooke jar jar binks. What do you think? What should I drink? Scotch on the rocks With a twist and a hit Gotta whole lot of lips to kiss. I already said this You know who this is. SCS. Now you're thinking That I'm sinking "This slim is Picken All the wrong chickens." You could be kicking it with your friends. I'm about descend, we're close to the end. Not yet. Don't sweat. Going to get you high Going to get you dry Going to get you wet. Ready set go! I'll meet you in Ohio Or San Diego or even San Bernadino Name the time and the place. Bring the rhymes and the bass. Cancer will kill me first, The Answer is that negatively hurts.

This is for Mick and Wic And Sunny and Chloe And Jeremy and Lilly And everyone that knows me In E.P. down on Main Street. Churches and bars and pizza, all you can eat. I'm Summer Camp Steve Boyle I wear my heart on my sleeve and I keep it royal. You can see me at the camp fire circle You can call me maybe just don't call me Steve Erkel. Just one more sip Just one more hit Just one more lick On a Fun-Dip Stick. Nickerson, Sick of sins, Going back again To Washington, and then Back to California Where I don't feel like a foreigner. Back to Hollywood Where I could, Where I should Have been back at Years ago. I like taking it fast I like taking it slow. I like making money I like making movies I like being funny I like strawberry smoothies I like dabbing dip n' dots before noon Baby, I've had the hots for you since June. Turn on your green light tonight I just wanna Slide and Slide Let's Glide How can I hate you? How can love you? How can I date And not but you? I'll pay the tab If you call the cab Have I ever asked? Have you ever dabbed? Maybe it wouldn't be that bad I want you back And I want you to know that. I got scat on raps on raps On tracks on tracks On stacks on stacks I go to circle k Pushing people out of the way I say and I pray "Bring back Go-Ape!" When that doesn't work I give up And then I twerk and turn down for what. Then I'll start a trend and ride the waves until the end. High tide Low ride I'll love to the moon and back again. Hotel, Tiger Bomb, sail to Utah. I'd go to jail just to visit your mom. I don't want a chick I want a lady. I wanna dip Like its the '80s I wanna b*tch That's oh so crazy I wanna stick No one that's lazy. Maybe you're too young for me. Maybe I'm too elderly. Maybe this doesn't seem like it's the right dream. This is what my stance is for; Get in line. I want you and the dance floor At the same time. I've said this twice before The sound is so nice it soars. Lets slip and slide tonight Lets glide, turn on your green light.

Golden Snitch I was walking down the street It was just the other day A hobo asked-me "Hey, can you spare some change?" I said: "I love you and your family too." So I showed what's up With a hundred bucks. I'll tell you my passwords I'll tell you my last words I'll tell you my username You losers are all the same We're all to blame I double dare you to hate who I am. Risking driving blind While twisting-up five dimes D.U.I.s left and right Wrong turn around Woah slow down Baby swerve At the curve Don't get hurt When you twerk I should of drove is the first Place, baby give me space Don't hesitate For a signature I want to be your designated counselor If I'm getting off-task Baby, just ask I'm not a shower, I'm grower. If I'm going too fast Baby, just ask I can go slower and I can go lower I've all-kinds of wicked-sick limericks Once it's twisted; it's all-right to trip I'm slick and I'm quick I'm "the shit" I get the golden snitch in

Animal Scandals I'm going through a time-lapse Eating breakfast after taps. I've got my cereal backwards Singing pop, crackle, snap. I rock-it all day, not tired by taps. I'm better than you; I know how to rap. If you write it down on paper I will call you later But I've got to call my bro, I gotta call-out Lazer. Hey Pretty Baby, Baby let me take your temperature. Come on over to my home; I'll show you all of my furniture. I'm dirty and I'm flirty and I'm a dancer. You're prettier than a red-breasted merganser. I want to take you out and I want to tuck you in I'd like to make you shout and do-it again. I want to get you high, I want to read your mind, I want to do-it right, And I want it tonight. I want to rewind, Slip and slide. I've never done nothing that I've never done twice. I try to find what the meaning of life is But I'll never know because I'm indecisive. I was walking down the streets of slab city Sweet sweet sweat dripping down off of me I looked to my left and then I saw a genie And this is what he said to me, he said: "Steve, I'll grant you three wishes Just as long as you please do my dishes". I said, yo dude, I'll do them for free Because that's how we do it down here in slab city. He said: "Steve, don't you like to give and receive?" I said: yeah sure but what exactly do you mean? He said: "Please, just let me do this for you, Steve." I said: ok let me think mmmm what do I need? I want a 750 souped-up solar panel, A thrifty button-down flannel, And about fifty fans that can handle All of my Animal Scandals. Genie: "But this is your only chance right now; Don't you want a house?" Steve: No. Genie: "don't you want a spouse?" Steve: No. Genie: "how about a beauty in a blouse?" Steve: ok, I'll take a cutie with a booty. But I need some more beats And I need some fruity loopis. I need consent so that no one sues me I need some more love, please just don't shoot me. Genie: "Ok I get it; you're sarcastic And so far you've been fantastic. But you're starting to get a little off-topic And I'm going to have to ask you to stop-it." I said: whatever, dude. I'll have my own fun. I have 99 problems but a wish ain't one. I won't settle But I will rebuttal; You look like a blue tadpole in a kettle. He said: "what do you got against genies??" I said: I guess I just expected you to be dreamy. He said: "ha ha ha ha that's so funny. " I said: I'll take that wish now and all I want is money. Genie: "but don't you have a damsel in distress?" Steve: actually, actually yes. Genie: "don't you want her? I bet you want her." And I said: I really do and I hope that she remembers.

Send To Ohio I was walking down the street Just looking to holds hands. It was 1993 At the homecoming dance. Apparently I needed my parent To help me. It wasn't apparent To either she or me. So I ran to my house as fast as I could. Too dark to see, Feet in the creek, And through the woods. I got home to find my mom had left for the store, So I forged the form In hopes to fool The school board. Someone had lied They said I was inside. I wasn't really and I swear it wasn't me. "I'm sorry sir, You can not enter Without her!" I guess I needed more Than just that one paper. So I waited for the dance to be over For the lucky chance that I'd get to see her. So I built-up the courage And I said to her "It now is our turn." So we got in my car And we drove-away, I parked and got-out And I started to say "Since you did get to dance with me; May I have this dance with you in the streets?" When you've nowhere to go Then send to ohio Youngstown, I pledge. I'm a lie and a riddle, I'm round on the edges and high in the middle Of nowhere ohio I'm going solo Maybe because you don't know If I'm joking Or if I'm even done yet. Don't get choked-up Just 'cause you're soak and wet. Isn't it crazy To think back to a year ago? When I first said "hey, I'm Steve." And you just said "no". I get-it; you were nervous Because you just played But you had me by the first verse When you were on-stage. Your voice is like an instrument But it's not your choice Because there's something more sensitive. Whether it was boys As your insensitive Or just love and passion And powerful sentiment. She's the one The one with the future But I'm not done; I'm a picky chooser. She'll get swept-up by some YouTuber And slowly slowly slowly I'll loose her. Sure, we only spent four days together But it felt like more days, it felt like forever. Come on, Baby. Let's set-sail And I'll even let you ride my coat tails. I don't like to be blue But I like to be read From a book of love of thoughts in your head. God only knows what I've said Come on, baby, just go ahead.

The Best Bad Luck I'd rather pushcarts in the hot sun And get paid Than watch you get drunk And stumble all over the place. Of course I'm ashamed. How could I not-be? That stuff is so lame, Why can't you see? I wish I never came. It hurts you don't know who I am, And that's a first since camp. Baby, look into my eyes Before I realize That you're not the one for me And I can't quite see Across the country And I'll trust you if you trust me. I can't seem to let you go I probably don't want to know What you're doing right now Especially if you're downtown. I'll wine and dine you and make you mine, Then I'll toss you to the end of the line, Then I'll write about it and then I'll rhythm, Then I'll come crawling back one last time. You're the best bad luck that I ever had. You're so bad. It was way back when When we thought the world would end, Although we all know; it's about to explode. I was headed for the border No money no passport. Black Impala Headed for Guatemala. Stuck-in Tucson just waiting for a ride, Baking in the sun as the all drive-by. Stuck in Arizona, going back to California, Going to slab city to my little huckleberry. I traveled from Seattle All the way to the big apple. Washington state, cascades, And then the Catskills. I'd say "I've won the battle." Button up your flannel, Tighten-up your saddle, 'Cause I'm headed for the Eiffel. I'm doing my rounds again, Living in the mountains, High elevation And I also like islands. Please & thank you And I'm sorry for my babbling. And I feel better than I've ever been. Because I had all of my ducks in a row from front-to-back But I made the mistake of counting them before they hatched. I want to sing and I want to rap. The missing link is the monkey on my back. I know what you want, they all want love. I'll get you what you want if you don't get me out in bump. Mix-up meal, what table you be chilling at? You're the best bad luck that I've ever had